I'm Not An Alcoholic Funny Beer Drinking T-Shirt
This black graphic tee wears the joke on the back. Large white lettering with a gold outline reads "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC," then "I ONLY DRINK TWO TIMES A YEAR." Under that, two frothy beer mugs clink together, amber liquid, white foam, and gold splash marks. Below the mugs: "ON MY BIRTHDAY AND WHEN IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY."
The print sits centered on the upper and mid back, short sleeves, crew neck, solid black fabric so the white and gold stand out. Built as a gag gift for beer drinkers, birthday parties, pub nights, and anyone who likes a dry punchline on a shirt. Unisex cut, everyday cotton feel, graphic meant to be read from behind.
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